The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I've also just noticed that Susan is within touching distance off you with 13 hundred and somthing, to 14 hundred of something to DD, looks to me like you have a challanger to the throne
It seems to me that they're both As Bored As It Gets!