The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
quote: Originally posted by: NateO "I was at the pub with a couple of friends the other night, one says "Nate, this girl at the bar other night said you have a nice bum." I says "Great, who was it?" He says "I can't remember." "
Well, it seemed pretty good at the time, but I suspect it was a simple comparison to the other arses on display. Those pvc trousers with the buttocks cut out show off your pimples at their absolute best, though!