The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Can't follow the link here, but from Aodan's comments I think I know the ad, and yes, I so want one (like no blokes would? -Yeah, right!). And just think of how much more environmentally friendly it would be: Instead of avoiding public transport because it's far too slow you get the fast train part way down the country, unfold your car & drive; Car sharing problems are instantly solved (no Darren, sorry, not the boring co-driver ones), no trouble if you don't live that close, or one of you ends up working late; An end to motorway standstills too, all police have to do is free up a walking lane & everyone can start driving again the other side; Ooh, & think how much easier it would be to take your car on holiday!
And when your girlfriend is moaning at you, you can just pullover, get out of the car and hit the button - then leave the whole thing under a bush and get a cab home.
Sounds cool to me...
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"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson