The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Aarghh, I refuse to be drawn, I work in a cancer registry, I could throw stats at you all day, but frankly it'd bore me, I'd still have my viewpoint & you'd still have yours. I do however (as stated elsewhere) fully support you stance on American chocolate!So what happened to the giving up the cigarettes thing?
Well, we agree on something, then.
Still thinking about quitting...
But now I'm starting to wonder if I shouldn't be chain-smoking, eating sushi, and drinking Saki-bombs with Kirin chasers... It seems that I might live longer!!
Canadians are more sexually satisfied than Americans, but Austrians and Spaniards are happiest in the bedroom, according to new research.
The research, which is published in the current edition of the journal Archives of Sexual Behavior, found residents of Japan and Taiwan were the least satisfied with sex. People in Turkey, Egypt and Algeria fell in the middle.
Canadians ranked third, with 66.1 per cent of those surveyed reporting being sexually satisfied. Americans were fifth, with 64.2 per cent saying they were content.
See... you're gonna live longer AND you get better sex! Your theory about the japanese doesn't quite hold up, though...
It was good for them: Percentage of people who report sexual satisfaction
The top ten
Austria71.4% Spain69.0 Canada66.1 Belgium64.6 United States 64.2 Australia63.6 Mexico63.2 Germany62.0 Sweden60.5 United Kingdom59.8