The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Mmmm. Rhubarb... I almost bought rhubarb yesterday. Rhubarb is the dogs!
Sadly, the bolognese was so damn good that I polished it off in one sitting, so there is none left for you guys. I'll post a picture of the empty pan though if you like. It resonates with the past glory of the bolognese! Well... it will until I wash it up, anyway...