The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well... I guess Vlad has a point.... not a very good one. In fact it's pretty pointless as points go. Needs a good sharpening. It is in fact as close to being pointy as a football (proper football, not rugby-rip-off American Football).
Incidentally, speaking of things that they can't say.... has anyone noticed today's word of the day?