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ddvmor


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Er...


Well on the widely used Fonzerelli Scale of Coolness, Nate clearly comes out on top; however if you use the Jimsian Measure, which scientists prefer as it's somewhat more precise, Sharon is the obvious choice for top dog.


And I'm not saying the girls don't like our Katie.  I'm just saying that more of 'em like Nate.



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Ooh, does it count for the cornflake bit if I only like them in cornflake cakes?

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it's fine .. as long as you appreciate their cornflakey goodness

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Oh, I do!

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ddvmor


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Mmmmm.  Cornflake cakes...

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well then you are the coolest of the cool in my book

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Hmm.  Unusual to use the cornflake scale to measure coolness.  But it works for me.  I concur.


Sorry Nate mate.  You seem to have been deposed already...



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bonniepirateanne wrote:


.. i thought sharon was the coolest? (no offence nate.. but you dont like tomatoes, cornflakes or brie.. definitely negative points )


Ah, buggrit, failed the Cornflake test...


Well, true. I do not care for a certain fruit, often confused with vegetables, and often eaten in a vegetably context, such as our wonder sandwich, that being the tomato.


Yeah, call me odd, but no, crusty, moldy, grey smelly cheese, that tastes like ammonia, is definitely not for me.


Who eats crusty, moldy, grey, smelly foodstuffs that taste like toxic, cleaning agents?!?! Seriously? Tastes like ammonia?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ammonia





It is toxic and corrosive to some materials, and has a characteristic pungent odor.



And included in 'some materials' are people:


http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/002759.htm





Expectations (prognosis)   


Survival past 48 hours usually indicates recovery will occur. If chemical burns occurred in the eye, they frequently heal; however, permanent blindness may result.




Surely this stuff is not fit for human consumption, my dog wouldn't touch it with a ten-foot pole!! Why would anyone eat such a thing? Pretty dodgy stuff...



-- Edited by NateO at 23:27, 2006-04-12

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Posted by: Nate in another thread.


It is pale in color with a slight greyish tinge under crusty white mould; very soft and savoury with a hint of ammonia. The white mouldy rind is tasteless and edible.



I'm not entirely sure I agree with this description though, dude.  Can't say I've ever compared it directly to ammonia in laboratory conditions, but I've eaten my fair share of brie over the years and never suffered any horrific burns.


It ain't my favourite cheese.  My favourite cheese is cheddar.  Extra mature cheddar.  Mmmmmmmmmm...


I love cross-posting and thread hijacking.  It rocks! 


I'm off to find a cheese smiley.



-- Edited by ddvmor at 07:35, 2006-04-13

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Do you have a dog Nate?

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Well, not anymore, he bought the farm.


My twin sister has one, little Frankie, and he's kind of like my dog when I visit, which isn't very often...



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ddvmor wrote:

I'm not entirely sure I agree with this description though, dude.

I'm on board with it, pretty much hits the nail on the head!!


Now Gouda, I can get on board with, big-time!!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gouda_cheese


 



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..so you admit to having tried it?

.. i have to say.. never have i tasted ammonia from my brie

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bonniepirateanne wrote:

..so you admit to having tried it? ..
Sure, I'll try almost anything once. One and done!!

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I too have never had an ammonia tasting Brie...

mmmm brieeeeeeee

Now I want some and the cheese shop is closed

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.. there's a CHEESE SHOP near you????

amazing!!

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There was a cheese stall in the bristol market yesterday. It was full of strange and wonderful foreign cheese. Some of it was as big as my head.

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I wonder if it's open on April 27th?


Beware the National Cheese Day!!!.



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bonniepirateanne wrote:
.. there's a CHEESE SHOP near you????

amazing!!


It's not so much a full on cheese shop as it is an excessively large cheese area in the organic market near me. They've got 4 or 5 people working the area that know more about every kind of cheese then you ever thought possible. It's truely an experience.

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bonniepirateanne wrote:

.. there's a CHEESE SHOP near you???? amazing!!
Actually, it turns out that they're all over the place!

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ddvmor wrote:
bonniepirateanne wrote:
.. there's a CHEESE SHOP near you???? amazing!!
Actually, it turns out that they're all over the place!


i find it interesting that under the heading of 'uk and ireland'.. the list is all england

none near me dude.. altho.. there may be some near my current location

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