The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
... is quite simply more addictive than crack. No, really. And the best bit is it's free (google Trackmania Nations and you'll find a load of download sites)
For the uninitiated, Trackmania is a very silly racing game that is enormous fun. It's purely against the clock, i.e. you can't collide with other cars but you can learn from them. You can get the hang of things on the solo training then jump in online and race the world battling for your country in the league of nations! Best way to describe it is, it's like the Amiga game Stunt Car Racer but tarted up to the max and fast as a fast thing called Fasty McFast in a formula one car on a greased, downhill, track.
Quite simply the most fun I've had on the PC in as long as I can remember. I urge you all to download it and then maybe we'll meet online (add Bezzer to your buddy list and you'll find me if I'm on)
