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Spice up sex with cheese

CHEESE can boost your sex life, help beat stress and act as a painkiller, experts claimed yesterday.



It contains natural chemical phenylethylamine (PEA) which releases endorphins — or “happy hormones” — into the body, says a British Cheese Association study.


Cheese has ten times more PEA than chocolate.


The study says “a matchbox-sized bit of cheese a day helps boost calcium intake and provides happy hormones”.




Obviously I believe everything I read in the Sun!  Excuse me now, I'm off to find some cheddar!  Mmmm..... drool


No...  wait...


I've just read it again...





Cheese has ten times more PEA than chocolate.


More pea than chocolate?  Chocolate has peas in it?  Cheese has peas in it?


Ahhh... what the hell.  It tastes so good!



-- Edited by ddvmor at 08:01, 2006-04-04

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When I think cheese, sex usually isn't the first thing to come to mind, and if it is, it's certainly not in any context I would be cruel enough to hoist upon you now...

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Must be one of the exceptions, young man!

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i love cheese

and i've recently discovered bacon, brie and avacado sandwiches - hooray for the bacon, brie and avacado sandwich!

and on another note, ok it's the same note.. i just saw a sandwich on 'This Morning' (it's not the same without Fern) .. you can buy this sandwich in Selfridges I think it said..

for £85 - it had some posh beef and the most expensive brie, maybe a truffle or two in it..
but come on.. £85??? (that's about $150 oh american friends). i can't find a picture of it yet, but i shall persevere.



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If you can find it, I shall give it pride of place at the head of the board!  It would be a grand achievement.

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Some celeb chef (may have been Gordon Ramesey, can't remember) is doing a pizza that costs 3 figures!  Similar ingredients to that sandwich if I remember rightly.

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Pictures.


I need pictures...



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If I paid that much for a sandwich, I would laquer it, and make it a centerpiece in my home.

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i cant find the picture.. it's like it didn't even exist but in my head..

i shall email itv and make them send me a picture! - anything for the pride of place on the board

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Yes.  Do that.  And tell them that the JDK sent you.  And tell them that their telly is crap.

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they havent replied. it's like they dont even care about the little person

not that i'm that little mind you

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But you are so very bonnie, so they've no excuse.


Basserds.



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NateO wrote:

Must be one of the exceptions, young man!

Yep, see, nobody noticed my implementation of the quote of the day:


http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/o/oliverwend108494.html


When keeping it real goes wrong...


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Wow.  Oliver was really full of it, wasn't he...

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Thank you for validating my personal obsession with cheese.  I love cheese.  Have never stumbled upon a variety I didn't enjoy.  I hold cheese in such high regard that I included this hiaku in a book of hiakus and poetry that several of us compiled in high school insulting our evil choir director:


I would crush Lannan (the last name of the director in question)
With a giant block of cheese
But she's not worthy



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bonniepirateanne


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i found it i found it! The £85 sandwich

(wow BBC news, get with it, you're a week late)

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The £85 McDonald sandwich


No cheese in it though...



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bonniepirateanne


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i believe you to be wrong sire

that would be a layer of the most expensive brie money can buy i see

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That picture made me instantly hungry.

I don't think I'd pay £85 for it though...

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bonniepirateanne


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yeah .. i could buy a pair of miss sixtys for that

however - my mouth is totally watering.. look at that beef... mmmh

did you read.. the cows are fed beer and massaged with sake heh heh

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bonniepirateanne wrote:


i believe you to be wrong sire that would be a layer of the most expensive brie money can buy i see



BBC Website wrote:



The ingredients of the sandwich are: Wagyu beef, fresh lobe foie gras, black truffle mayonnaise, brie de meaux, rocket, red pepper and mustard confit and English plum tomatoes.



Oh yeah.  My mistake...



-- Edited by ddvmor at 23:10, 2006-04-10

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Erm, doesn't that sandwich look very unappetizing?

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NateO wrote:
Erm, doesn't that sandwich look very unappetizing?


no dude. it looks yummy

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ddvmor


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In what way is it unappetising?  Look at all that meat. Mmmmmm...

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maybe the 'king of cool' ain't so cool if he can't recognise the glory of the £85 sandwich

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bonniepirateanne


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there's a lot of people on the bbc website giving off about this here sandwich..

stuff to do with world hunger/poverty and you should be ashamed and whatnot..

i see their point (that we should all do more to help).. but.. on the other hand.. if you've got £85 and you want to spend it on a sandwich.. why not (not saying i would) .. like.. the dude that walks in and buys it, may just have given £3000 to charity, we don't know

these people should be buying the £3 jeans from asda and buying bread to make their own sarnies..
.. somehow i fear they're not.

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The meat's fine, it's the Brie; aack. Beware the Brie!!!.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brie_cheese


It is pale in color with a slight greyish tinge under crusty white mould; very soft and savoury with a hint of ammonia. The white mouldy rind is tasteless and edible.



Crusty, mouldy, grey, stinky cheese that tastes of ammonia? Have you ever tasted ammonia? Edible? Surely you must be joking! It's cheese gone bad, people!! Only in France...


And the load of tomatoes, and all of that other stuff...


And £85 for a sandwich is pretty ridiculous, in my opinion...


£85 for a sandwich?!



-- Edited by NateO at 21:21, 2006-04-11

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bonniepirateanne


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it's ridiculous
but at the same time.. i respect the right of whoever to choose to eat the £85 sandwich

oh.. and you don't like tomatoes?? what are you thinking??


(i only recently came to like brie.. it's yuuuuuum)

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I like 'em in my Catsup, not so much on my sandwich.


I respect the right for people to waste their money on whatever they please. I also reserve the right to cast indignation in their direction!!



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