The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Blimey Nate - you have a worse height to weight ratio than me and thats going some - Oxfam were going to set up a division purely for my well being at one point!
I had used my hotmail address on a title insurance board figuring if I got spam from it, who cares? It's hotmail. So... I get a response from a potential client, type a long reply, hit send and VOILA...
THE SERVER IS TOO BUSY!
So now I don't know if the email was sent or not and, like an idiot, I have to send an email to the new client saying "Uhm, Kev? Buddy? Did you get that last email?"
Yeah, I guess that didn't come off to well eh? Sorry about that, I was repeating one of the funniest Access flaming diatribes I have ever read. First thread here.
ROFL! That's Fabulous! I especially liked this part:
PS: I have two GM vehicles: a 1986 Silverado pick-up truck equipped with the detonate-on-impact fuel tanks, and a 1996 Blazer that is programmed not to exceed 95 MPH. I have solved this problem by making sure that my wife and I are never on the highway at the same time.
Microsoft's Hotmail Takes Aim At GMail Joining the ranks of Yahoo, Ask Jeeves, UK Lycos and others, Microsoft's Hotmail is increasing storage space for both paying and non-paying customers in answer to Google's GMail. As of July, non-paying customers will get 250MB (instead of 2MB) of storage space and paying customers will get two gigabytes. The new service, which will be named "Hotmail Plus", will cost $19.95 per year.
It is thought that 500,000 pages of messages can be kept on one gigabyte of hard drive space.
haha.. i wonder what they're going to do about the 60 junk mails i get a day?
haha.. i wonder what they're going to do about the 60 junk mails i get a day?
Or their bloody servers being busy! I'm sure this will help!
Also, I read the following in an article:
Blake Irving, a corporate vice president with Microsoft's MSN online division, said the company had not heard that customers were eager to bulk up storage on Hotmail accounts. But, he said, amid the attention surrounding e-mail storage, the company did not want competitors to have an edge with larger storage capacities.
"Our users haven't cared about storage and we just wanted to take it off the table," he said.
What the hell is this guy smoking? It can't be street legal... No, people don't want to email pictures, and have their accounts not crash out from 4 spam messages.