The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Gmail is running in beta - and you get a gig of space. If that aint enuff then there is a NIrish company offering free webmail with no ads etc and 2gig of storage space. As this is so popular they are limiting the number of signups at the minute to about 10,000/week
I think we should design and build a cr*ppy operating system full of holes that your average 12 year old could drive a bus through -
Then get various PC manufacturers to bundle it with there cheap as chips - break down in 6 months - PC's and we will all be RICH RICH RICH!!!!! RICH I TELLS YA!!!!!
We could call it Bimbos XX and instead of flag as a logo have a picture of a land mine or sumfink
__________________
I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
quote: Originally posted by: "Too late stead my boy, microshaft beat us to it "
Now this we like -
Blimey Nate - you have a worse height to weight ratio than me and thats going some - Oxfam were going to set up a division purely for my well being at one point!
__________________
I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson