The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Hmm. Vic just told me that there was a protest outside her office the other day. It consisted of a bunch (gaggle? herd?) of elderly people tying ribbons around a traffic light.
Let's campaign effetely for peace and... er... grass.
And smoking a pipe in his study, no less. The credibility rating hits the roof, crashes through it and rockets skyward, pausing only to avoid hitting a passing (but non migratory) unladen swallow, before leaving the atmosphere, ricocheting off the moon and heading off into deep space.
Sadly, Mr Benn was killed outright when his ceiling collapsed credibly on his head...