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ddvmor


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Toilet Rolls
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specials


Just so you know...  All your bulk toilet roll needs are serviced by the mighty LOOROLL.COM!


This has been a valuable public service announcement by the JDK!



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JonnyStead


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My girlfriend needs this - she goes through a roll a day - how I dont know...


 


Thanks for the info mighty JDK!



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Girlfriend?  Is this recent gossip you have neglected to update us with or have you been keeping her a secret since the birth of the JDBB?

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Susan


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  What am I to do now?  


I am lost...



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Aodan


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I remember reading, or watching something on TP habits... how girls will wrap almost the whole roll around their hand to keep all exposed skin covered on the off chance of contact with contaminants...



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Yes, pray tell, Stead-man!




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ddvmor


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For the right price, I could be persuaded to spill the beans on our Stead.  It's not as interesting as you might think though...

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sha76jam


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How about "Prey, do tell, oh great Jammie King"?  With a sweet smile:

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ddvmor


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sha76jam wrote:

How about "Prey, do tell, oh great Jammie King"?  With a sweet smile:
Prey?  Is that some sort of veiled threat?

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sha76jam


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Yes, I shall use the dyslexic-fingers curse on you should you not tell us.  As you can see it is very powerful!

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ddvmor


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Hah!  Your dyslexia inducing hex does not scarteg me.  I have peoyevyionm.  GHlkdsjsjiw.  thshknm.


 


garrr.



-- Edited by ddvmor at 10:43, 2006-03-31

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bonniepirateanne


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tell us now or else JDK!

(there was no veiling there!)

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ddvmor


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Ok.  It goes something like this:


Steghdj whhdf dsk dshsihd, dvbwod, dssdhjshdf.  Ddjfkid coin asdhkdfdidas fanciful pot plant dhdidthd and sghkskduds and withheld favours dfhe dlsprfgk dsujgosd.  Presently, dgdouyeh, sghsidtgh, shsu.


Dammit.  It's the Hex.  Now yo shal nevr no.



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sha76jam


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Oi!  I've not hexed you!  Yet.

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Aodan


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Tell us or we shall poke you with sticks!

-- Edited by Aodan at 15:47, 2006-03-31

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ddvmor wrote:


Ok.  It goes something like this:

kthnxbi

-- Edited by NateO at 16:30, 2006-03-31

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bonniepirateanne


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ddvmor wrote:
sghkskduds


for some reason, that one sounds really rude

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ddvmor


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Aodan wrote:

Tell us or we shall poke you with sticks!

Pff... I'm not scared of your sticks.


bonniepirateanne wrote:

for some reason, that one sounds really rude
That's because it was.   Very rude indeed.


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That is because you have not seen my stick. It is quite big and pointy and mean looking and you will gaze upon it and weep and beg for my forgiveness which I may give it its a Wednesday where the sky has 4.63290809823423434234 clouds in it.

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ddvmor


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We'll see.  Show me tomorrow, oh pointy stick wielding one!

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JonnyStead


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So what was it you guys wanted to know about?

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ddvmor


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I can't remember, but apparently I'm going to get a good hard poke with a pointy stick tomorrow...

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sha76jam


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We were after some detail about your girlfriend Stead...

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ddvmor wrote:
We'll see.  Show me tomorrow, oh pointy stick wielding one!


Oh you won't SEE the pointy stick.. you'll just feel its fury!

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ddvmor


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You're not secretly the Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells, are you?

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