The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Fousty? pronounced 'foosty'? Doesn't everyone know that? Its kind of like, imagine JD that fell out of the packet and you found it stuck at the back of the cupboard 2 months later: It would be fousty, covered in foust and mould (but the jam would probably be okay, give it a wipe down, you'll be fine!)
Batman O'Leary wrote: Fousty? pronounced 'foosty'? Doesn't everyone know that?
Apparently not, no.
And it seems that you haven't quite got the hang of defining a word without using the word you are defining. So I still don't know what it means. I like the analogy though. Jammie Dodgers... Mmmmmmm...