The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Apparently I Love To Love by Tina Charles was at No. 1 in the Uk charts when I was born on 18/03/76. Can't say I've ever heard it, but I'm pretty confident in predicting that it was probably a load of old nads!
Anyways... this site will tell you what was No 1 on your birthday. Sorry - I couldn't find a US one...
No, not at the thought that my ex is masquerading as the JDK, but my birthday no 1 was Wurzels - Combine Harvester (Brand New Key) - nnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!