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VicM


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We had a fire drill at work today.  Apparently we are helping the local fire brigade with their training.


There were fire engines and ladders and hoses and everything!


Unfortunately I had tons of work to do - I was allowed the afternoon off today providing that I finshed one really important thing I had to do.  Thanks to the drill I didn't get my afternoon off.


The best bit though is that the emergency phone message they put on the phone systems for the call centre and switchboard were wrong.  They accidentally put the christmas message on so anyone phoning us during the hour we were outside got christmas carols and a message tellng them that the company was closed until January 2nd and to have a merry christmas!!


he he he he he he he he he



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sha76jam


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Were there any nice firemen you had to help? (It's OK, if you whisper then Darren won't hear)

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<Do you mean like the ones with their jackets open and water droplets glistening on their beautifully formed pecs?>

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(Dunno, possibly, but I'd have to see them to be sure, could you send them over?)



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<I know where you're coming from.  Share & share alike 'n' all that>



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VicM


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We did have a good look.  Unfortunately being Bristol there wasn't a whole lot of talent there.

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A wasted opportunity. I hate them.

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Don't be too quick to judge the Bistol talent.  Surely the extra finger comes in handy!

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What ever do you mean Darren???

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Well, for a start, they can count to twelve unaided!

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I can count to 12 without using my fingers.  I prefer men who are on a similar intellectual level.

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Bristol born men are, shall we say, 'special'.



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Hur hur.  Shpeshul.

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After researching the matter most scientifically, myself & my housemate have concluded that Southport men are short, also a shockingly high percentage still live at home.  We now tend to go out in Liverpool.



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Live at home?  Why's that a problem?  I live at home.

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Well from a single girls point of view men living with their mothers are bad, though those living with their wives/girlfriends are worse (not in general, obviously, only if you fancy them!)



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Bristol men have short legs and long bodies - although they are not orange, they do look like oompaloompas.

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Aren't we lucky we bagged our men before we moved to Bristol!

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Oh, oh, oh!  One of the ads at the top of this thread is "Date Firefighter Singles"!  Remind me not to come here when I'm bored and drunk!

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Oh how truly magnificent coincidence is sometimes!!!

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Hi guys and my friend big D long time no see. First I would like to say, hey Vic love the new pic. Second: You women are all talk. You wouldn't know what to do with a fireman if you had one. You probably don't even know what the hose is used for.


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Hello Sketti!  Where you been?


Wouldn't know what to do with a fireman?  Well I don't know about that!  You just find me a good one & we'll see!



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Give me that hose BIg Boy, I'll show you where to stick it!

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"Hello Sketti!  Where you been? Wouldn't know what to do with a fireman?  Well I don't know about that!  You just find me a good one & we'll see!"

 


Hi Sha


Unfortunately because of the $$$ problem California is having I had to go back to work at the prison. Now I work 3 1/2 hours away from my home so I am staying with a friend. A friend with no internet access and 27 cats.   Talk about being in hell. I see you guys are still plugging away. Anything new and exciting happen since I last seen you guys? I see D is still living with his mum. As far as the fireman, you don't want one, they put out fires. You want an Italian. We start fires!!!


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Ooh Sketti, you poor thing!  Much sympathy!


How about an Italian fireman?



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"Ooh Sketti, you poor thing!  Much sympathy! How about an Italian fireman?"

 


No I heard they are oxy morons. What r u doing here on a Sunday? Shouldn't you be in Church or something?



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Do all good English grils go to Church then Sketti, hm? Why's that then? Do we have loads to confess???

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"I see D is still living with his mum."

D'oh!  I mean my home, you plonker - not my mother's home.


Still, hope you get out of prison soon, Sketti - nice to see you.  Don't get any new tattoos!



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Oh, yeah, and Sketti, don't pick up the soap Man.

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