The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Actually, I your trip was marginally slower than Stead's on a pro-rata basis. So I think you should be allowed to complain ever so slightly more. 0.1 more, in fact.
A 70 mile journey today took 5hrs due to this http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wiltshire/4765272.stm It sucked and NO ONE sent me a helicopter to get me out of it... its been noted
Actually, I did send you a helicopter ... only I didn't take fuel into consideration, so it crashed somewhere over Montana.
A moment of silence for the brave crew of Traffic Rescue 1.
Actually, I did send you a helicopter ... only I didn't take fuel into consideration, so it crashed somewhere over Montana. A moment of silence for the brave crew of Traffic Rescue 1.
He he - like it
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