The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It was. Couple of very good friends finally tying the knot.
Me'n Stead even had the opportunity to triumphantly save the day when it turned out that the DJ had illegally dowloaded the wrong song for the Bride and Groom's first dance. He sucked so badly, I thought the room would turn inside out and the Best Man seemed incapable of sorting it out. Fortunately we were on the case and made a mad, high speed (well... not really high speed on account of it being down dark, icy, unfamilar country lanes) dash to the groom's house to pilfer one of his CDs. Heroes, we were!
