The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Does anyone know if there's some official route to complain about them? We are getting one a day at the moment - always at dinner time so one of us has to get up from the dinner table to answer the phone to an automated rubbish message - I think it's very rude and I'm offended by them.
quote: Originally posted by: " You know ... I'd never noticed that before. Odd really as I usually take any chance to mock ol' Skeletor. How'd by the way ... the ego-ed one said I should sign up 'cos this place is funny. Looks like he could be right. Toodle pipski."
Daz - wont be the same with you wearing em!
Henglegert - hmmm so you've finally logged on eh? OF COURSE I'M RIGHT! - ha! - By the way - Ego-ed one? skeletor? - the unkindness is strong within this one (as is the mass of hair on hear and chin)
Daz and Vic - did you get my text thanking you for a spiffing evening?
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Originally posted by Stead: " Daz - wont be the same with you wearing em!"
Yeah. They're a bit on the tight side...
Originally posted by Stead: "(as is the mass of hair on hear and chin)"
"Hear"? Eh? Am I missing something. Has Stead f***ed up his typing. Surely not. It must just be a use of the word that I'm not familiar with. Originally posted by Stead: "Daz and Vic - did you get my text thanking you for a spiffing evening?"
Yes, thanks. That curry is having a lasting effect on my digestive system
Ahhh. The last curry was genius. Not only was it absolutely gorgeous and tasty (mmmmmmmm), it was prepared in sufficient quantities to provide me with not one, not two but THREE consecutive dinners! Oh yeah, baby that madras was soooooooo fine!
Best thing of all is that after 3 days of curry, my toilet breaks have increased in frequency by a factor of 3!