The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
i just tried to form a sentence with the word 'eleemosynary' (today's word of the day) (which i have never ever ever even heard a whisper of) .. but honestly.. i couldnt do it.. there just isn't a sentence worth saying with that word in it