The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Im in for a boring saturday night in as ive wrecked my shoulder again at judo and cant do anything
On the plus side though, I can still hold me new bass, so i think i'll just go practice being a rock star!
Oh, and Im completely peed off with the whole IT thing now and looking to get out altogether, ideally i want a job combining judo and bass guitars but ive not seen any yet! So in the meantime ive applied for the airport fire service, id gladly take the drop in pay to drive a nee-naw!
I really canny go on tinternet in work now by the way, my best mate an co-worker just got the sack cos of it, hence the lack of posts.
Do you remember when you were wee and you used to choose trainers with the best grips, except if you stood on a jobby they were the worst to get the jobbies out of?
I do.
Hi-tec Strada, near half an hour with a jaggy stick i was