The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It was 60 here the other day - i had all my windows open and aired out the house good and proper without freezing to death. Gave me that warm squishy beginning of spring feeling.
Then the next day it rained and was cold again. Ahhh well.