The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Anyone who has a Gmail account has probably noticed the news banner that appears at the top of the inbox. It provides lots of very interesting news from various sources.
Now, if you look in your spam folder, you will notice that all it shows are recipies... for Spam.
Recipies in which Spam is a key ingredient. Like Spam casserole. Spam pie. Spam and chips. Spam, spam and egg. Spam on toast, spam spam and spam, Spam. Spammity Spaaaaaaaaammm!