The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Johannas Pope didn't want to be buried, believing that she would come back to life.
Pope died at her home here at age 61 on Aug. 29, 2003. A towel had been placed around her neck to keep her cool on that 87-degree summer day. She wore a white gown while sitting in a chair in an upstairs room, in front of a television that played as family members went about their lives downstairs.
She remained there, according to her wishes, for almost 2½ years.
Cincinnati police found the mummified grandmother Wednesday in her two-story, peach-colored home in the 5500 block of Davies Place.
Living in the 75-year-old house with the corpse were her daughter, Lisa Pope, a granddaughter who was born three months after her death, and Pope's caretaker, Kathy Painter, investigators say.
Pope had lupus, but it was unknown Monday whether that contributed to her death.
The coroner said he found no signs of abuse or foul play. Little body tissue remained, making it difficult to determine the cause of death, he said.
Owens has collected some tissue to test for chemicals and diseases
The caretaker and family members did not benefit in any way by keeping Pope's body.
"There was no money involved," Owens said. "There was no personal gain."
We should have 'em locked up anyway. they're clearly nuts!
I dunno - that's really gross - but at the same time, you have to wonder what was going through the people's heads.. to not only leave her up there..but to live with her in the house... Whenever I hear stories like this.. I always feel a little bit bad for the families.. cuz you know not all of them are totally bonkers.. but grief makes you do funny things...
This does not include of course the people who don't report the death of a loved one to continue collecting their pensions... Like that chap that used to dress up as his mother to go collect her check.. and fooled the place for quite some time....
Even if she rattled chains in the night and went 'wooooooooooo' her carcass would be out in the first skip available - you only live with Granny (and her strange stale unriny smell) if you're getting the house after - I am right?
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maybe this is one of those times lying would be ok 'yes granny, we'll not bury you' .. and then do it anyway.. who wants a smelly old wrinkly in the spare room? eeeep