The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Having reached the grand old age of 27 years and 359 days, give or take a few hours I guess, I have my first job interview in one hour and eighteen minutes.
Eeek!
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Worked in the comic shop in Plymouth during my hols as it was a family business since 1989, then worked there when I left uni in 1998. (Dropped out) Worked in Plymouth till 2000 when I moved to Bristol and opened that branch and did that till late 2005.
Sleeping with the boss would've involved sleeping with my mum or brother, I know Devon is rural, but not that rural and I certainly don't have an Oedipus complex.
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