The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
lol my sleeping schedule is all 'effed up again. I went to bed around 8am yesterday, woke up at 3, napped at midnight, woke up at 2:30(ish)... So I'll probably be up till about noon and then nap again
I think this is why they let me work from home. They were tired of watching me sleep at my desk.
ddvmor wrote: If, by some chance they are able to outhink a hamster (we have tests, you know), they are required to undergo surgery (usually involving a spoon).
Andromeda wrote: Oh! Well that does make much more sense. I'll have to check her for spoon scars the next time I see her.
You are probably giving her too much credit And. You are assuming she could "actually outhink a hamster" in the first place.