The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
A sausage, burger and pastry maker which blamed falling sales on Jamie Oliver's campaign for healthier school dinners said today it would go into administration after failing to tackle debts estimated at ?20 million.
Canterbury Foods, which sells products to wholesalers who then supply schools, pub brands and sandwich makers, has been forced to seek the appointment of an administrator over its assets after banks refused a refinancing proposal.
The group employs about 600 people at sites in Kent, Stoke, Bristol, and Bridgend, South Wales. Its plant at Hackney, east London, closed earlier this year.
Sales of meat products such as burgers and sausages dropped by £2.7 million in the first six months of the year because of the revolution in school dinners - giving the company pre-tax losses of £11.5 million.
In September, chief executive Paul Ainsworth said demand for sausage rolls at the start of the autumn term had not seen the normal uplift.
Heh heh heh.
Way to get public opinion on your side, dudes. Lets blame all our ills on healthy school dinners!