The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Ok, so I was in work for 3 days last week and I was actually pretty busy for those three days (unlike some people I could mention) so you'd think I'd be pretty much re-acclimatised to it post-christmas, but coming in this morning was amazingly difficult after a 3 day weekend. Not only did I have trouble getting out of bed, but just staying awake at my desk is proving to be something of a challenge!
So what did y'all do for New Year, then? I went over to a mate's house for a relatively low-key party type thing. I was provided with a rather tasty chicken casserole which was followed by hot rhubarb crumble and hot custard, so I consider it to be an overall success! Yay.
Hmm. I always thought that dropping balls signified the onset of puberty. Trust the Yanks to cheapen New Year with inappropriate testicular activities.
I happen to know that it was a Bored Boarder's birthday on New Years Day. Question is, will she own up?
