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ddvmor


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No lovey-dovey-ness in this thread please
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This is a thread devoted to the absence of statements of CUCUMBER SANDWICHES .  Please note any posts falling into a CUCUMBER SANDWICHES category will be maliciously edited .


har har har.


umm.. anyone got anything to talk about?


 



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Mitchell


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Just because you are omnipotent doesn't mean you have to impose it on us, we are after all loyal and respectful subjects please, I beg of you...

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Yep, there was a scorpion in my parents house last week.

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Something I've not come accross here... was it a particularly dangerous one, or are they all dangerous?

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Really?  A scorpion.  Was it deadly poisonous, like?  Did it kill anyone?

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I've never met a scorpion that I liked. They’re all stupid, poisonous little ba$terds. Probably won't kill you, but they'll bollox your **** up for a week or two.

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I was having a shower yesterday, when i noticed the worlds largest wasp in the bathroom.  Well it probably wasn't the biggest was on the planet, but when you have that much flesh exposed, you tend to exaggerate....


Needless to say, I left the bathroom very quickly.



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That's one of the things I like about the UK, there aint many things here that are actually poisonous or that could do you a lot of halm



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ddvmor


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Except household bleach.  That's pretty poisonous!

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Of course I waaas referring to animals and beatles etc... not household chemicals...

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I guess the can kill you: Bark Scorpion.

This is the type we found in the bedroom I believe. Little buggers, crawl into your shoes, bed, hanging clothes...

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Ah.  My mistake.


What about babies.  They can be pretty nasty.



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Looks like a nasty little bugger doesn't it

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It is. Almost as nasty as fellow Tucson resident, Mrs. Black Widow.

My parents recently found one of these little buggers bunking up in their house as well.

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Bla ck Widow...that reminds me of a song...can anyone guess which one I'm thinking of!!

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That's easy enough as I wasn't here.
Out of sight, out of mind see.


(Mitch don't fall for it - he'll ban you)



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It's a good job I have you to keep me on the straight and narrow...Thanks CUCUMBER SANDWICHES. :CUCUMBER SANDWICHES:

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ddvmor


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Hah!  Warned ya, didn't I?  I have censored your lovey-dovey-ness with cucumber sandwiches!  That'll learn ya!

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WHAT IS THIS!!!! A DICTATORSHIP!!!


 


There are some things that you can't silence, and our CUCUMBER SANDWICHES is one of them!!! god dang it...I'll get you for this!...somehow



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ddvmor


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Sorry?  What was that, now?

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Hmmm...it appears as though DD has the upper hand on this one, who will...what to do

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ddvmor


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Mwa ha ha ha ha (to quote a wise man)!

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Hey...that's MEEEE

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