The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
You have to admire the guys who thought of that... they know we just want a fun car and jubblies to play with - but you girls keep thinking that we want more out of life - like shopping and talking about our feelings...
We dont...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
speaking of jeeps. and stop reading this if i've mentioned it before..
i live in a semi-detached house - our attached neighbours have 3 classic tractors, one huge big modern tractor, one bmw car, one people carrier and one JEEP alll parked in and around their house - and when i say in and around their house, i mean on their drive.. and practically on ours, and in front of our house, and in front of the other neighbour's houses
speaking of jeeps. and stop reading this if i've mentioned it before.. i live in a semi-detached house - our attached neighbours have 3 classic tractors, one huge big modern tractor, one bmw car, one people carrier and one JEEP alll parked in and around their house - and when i say in and around their house, i mean on their drive.. and practically on ours, and in front of our house, and in front of the other neighbour's houses that's all
Tyres are such fragile things though arent they?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I should have done a similar thing to my old next door neighbour who used to park his works van right in front of my living room window. It was day-glow yellow!
I almost kicked the crap (not literally - I would have just pointed and looked stern) out of 14 yr old girl who kept kicking the back of my chair in the cinema last night
By the way Match Point (the new Woody Allen film is quite cool!)
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
