The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Howard the Duck - because he would have me helping him to beat the living crap out of Howard the Halifax bloke because he is in dire need of a good shoeing - in the head...
Sorry - but I cant stand the geeky looking tart...
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"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson