The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I've found out why I can't pull: Why good dancers are attractive Someone who can cut a dash on the dance-floor has always been seen as a good catch, but scientists have now explained why. It appears people who boogie better tend to be more symmetrical - which is something people look for in a mate. He added: "This study's findings make intuitive sense. Seeing if someone is a good dancer is a good way to judge if they have 'promise' as a mate."
Nah - its not that - think again
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson