The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Has anyone been following the bizzare and largely entertaining story of John McAfee, founder of McAfee Antivirus and wanted in connection with the murder of his neighbour?
I'll look forward to the bit where he becomes a yoga guru. Or maybe the bit where he posts online about how he's hiding from the law in his mate's Guatemalan villa and wonders how they found him...