The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Are you people on the others side of the world having the same flu problem as the States? It horrible here. Today at the hospital's "Prompt Care" unit there were over 160 people waiting to be seen by a doctor. The city in which I live only has about 12,000 residents so 160 is a lot of sickies in just 1 place. I hear that all of our doctors offices were jam packed as well. My daughter is usually a pretty healthy person. She was in bed for 2 weeks with it. Just went back to work today.
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You can pour syrup on poop, but that don't make it pancakes!