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NateO


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How rich are you?
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Check it:

http://www.globalrichlist.com/

Apparently I am in the top 0.749% richest people in the world.

That's pretty rich!!

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ddvmor


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You are in the top 1.79% richest people in the world.

There are 5,892,173,913 people poorer than you.

Dammit you're richer than me.  Did you base yours on gross or net earnings?


Clever advert that.  I'm impressed.


 



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NateO


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Net of taxes? Nope, I used pre-tax compensation value, which includes salary, bonus, the U.S. benefit of employer paid FICA & SUTA, cost of healthcare insurance, retirement contributions...

But, I didn't include any of my personal investment income.

Ha ha! I am rich!!!.

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bonniepirateanne


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I'm the 50,701,435 richest person on earth!

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NateO


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Ha ha, I'm the 44,982,565 richest person on earth!

They should figure Net Assets into such a statement, though...

Either way, I'm rich, beyeatch!!!.

(A little Chappelle show for you)

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Aodan


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I don't have a job :( :( :(

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ddvmor


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Hah.  You're poor, Jackie.  We can all look down on you. 


Except we won't.  Cos we're nice (and a little bit scared).



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JonnyStead


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0.767% - overall Im quite happy with that

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Andromeda


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You are in the top 3.89% richest people in the world.

There are 5,766,086,956 people poorer than you.

 


Somehow that doesn't make me feel any better when I compare my checking account to my bills



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NateO


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How do you think the guy making $1/day feels?

Wahoo, I am rich!!

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Andromeda


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Yeah, but he probably doesn't have half the job-related bills I do...

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ddvmor


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My coffee bill would be very high if I didn't get free coffee from the machine.


Shame it sucks...


 


I also nominally pay about £4 on the bus to and from work every day, which adds up to a few quid



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Aodan


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My coffee bill used to be around $5 a day - just the work day. That doesn't seem like a lot - but $5 (minimum) every day.. for COFFEE starts to add up....

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Henglegert Rinkerdink


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Well ... seems you're all bloody richer than me

Ah well ... eh

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NateO


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Mine used to be large as well.

But now, I too drink the office coffee, and surprisingly, it's not that bad...

Rich, I tell you.

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NateO


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Speaking of bills, I managed to start and complete my Christmas shopping yestereve, in one hour, thank you very much. It now seems that I can spend a ton of money very efficiently!!

Ah well, it's Christmas...

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Andromeda


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Cool... so what did you get me then, eh?

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JonnyStead


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Careful Nate - its a trap - she's a girl so she will want something shiny...


 



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Aodan


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Girls and ferrets love shiny things.

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ddvmor


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And magpies.  Magpies like shiny things too.

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