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"I'm Lois!"


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Reasons for not payin the bills!


These are genuine excuses offered by companies to debt collectors for not paying their bills on time - nice thinking on their feet here!


  • "The boss has died and the cheque book was in the suit we buried him in."
  • "I've just been diagnosed with agoraphobia - I can't go out to post the cheque."
  • "I changed my signature and forgot to tell my bank. Problem is I can't remember my old signature so I can't sign a form to tell them it's changed!"

  • You gotta love em!



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    Nice one, Dude.


    How about: "I'm trying to rip you off" or "Sorry, I just couldn't be *rsed to post the cheque"?



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    "I'm Lois!"


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    It would certainly reduce the amount of creative thinking involved - allowing more time to duck and hide from the bailiffs!

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    Yuss....

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    You have the same resources as me then Stead.

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    Yeah stead.


     


    Just incase anyones wondering, yes it is 01:00am and I am being extra quiet not to wake Susan



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    S'ok. I'm awake now Mitch. 


    Stead you can rattle those pots & pans any old time you like now.  I like a bit o' drummin'.



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    Best be a bit more careful not to give anything away for the quiz!

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