The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Granted I haven't been on the board in a while (on account of exams, post-exam celebrations and post-celebration hangovers), but how come I can't see who else is here right now?
I kinda meant the rather uninteresting story behind it's disappearance. I was gonna build it up so you were all on the edge of your seats and then blow you away with it's mundanity.
Your mocking cannot harm me. My wings are like a shield of... er... soft putty.
Ok. You lot are no fun.
It's cos the main page takes ages to load from my work PC - I'm talking two or three minutes - because of that little box at the bottom. No idea why. Does it to a couple of other people too. So I figured that since all of the the same info was available on the 'List All Dodgers' page, I'd treat myself to a nice quick front page for a change.