The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
The fruity elf was bored of random word lists. He thought to himself 'I know, I shall write non-sensical sentences, at which I The Matrix. Having had this thought he sat down for an apple and a beer, surrounded by Bart, his dog, Crackers, his badger & others of his animals.
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