The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I keep getting that bleedin' new Robbie Williams song stuck in my head. Colleague started singing it whenever I mentioned this, in an attempt to make it worse - her plan backfired as that removes it from my head, so now I beg her to sing it. So, yes, when I've finished rambling, my tip would be to have someone sing this to you badly.
Oh eck, sorry, you did nothing to deserve that. I should probably not give you Nic's phone number so unfortunately you cannot benefit from her special singing skills. The only alternative I can offer is listening to half of a song you'd like to replace these with, then stopping it - sometimes works for me.
This is a very timely thread cuz I've had this damn song in my head every night when I try to sleep. Been going on 2 weeks now and I feel I need therapy! Nice song done originally by a New York band called Duke Jupiter but "I can't get it it out of my head"... which ironically is a song by ELO.
-- Edited by command_z on Sunday 4th of November 2012 05:23:19 PM
-- Edited by command_z on Sunday 4th of November 2012 05:24:27 PM
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