The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Maybe we could take this one step further and extend it to include all the Bored Boarders...
We should each post a photo (a decent one, that doesn't involve superman underpants) on Hot or Not.com and see who gets the highest score! heh heh heh...
No, I have no need to have my self esteem dashed to bits by a bunch of 13 year olds with nothing better to do
Besides.. if it ever got out that I was on there, my friends would be merciless. We had a friend who put his picture on there and was stupid enough to tell us about it - he had a fairly decent rating to.. until we all voted....
I am suddenly struck by the fact that the thread that ended up largely being about pictures in your underpants is called, by pure coincidence, "the banana."