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JonnyStead


"I'm Lois!"


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MY 100th POST!
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Ladies and gentleman please bear witness to my 100th post on this board.


Its times like these when you look back and review your accomplishments and I have to say that retirement from the board is on my mind - unless I receive adulation and comments to the contrary - hint hint hint


Now LETS ROCK!!!!!



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ddvmor


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You want adultery in exchange for your continued presence on the Bored Board?  That's an odd request....

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JonnyStead


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Not really feeling lots of warm glowing adulation from the guys on the boards here ya know?

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ddvmor


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Sorry Dude.


Congratulations on achieving an important milestone in your Bored Board development.  When a member of the JDBB reaches that all-important 100th post, he or she truly becomes a part of the Jammie Family - comes of age, if you will.  There is, of course a small ceremony that you must now participate in, involving a goat, three Jamaica Ginger Cakes and the Botanical Gardens in Belfast (you'll need to ask Joe about the specifics - it's his goat).  Once you have undergone the trials there, you will be accepted as a Brother (or Sister - your preference) of the Order of the Dodger that is Jammie.


That said, it is truly magnificent to have you here.  Your singular wit (by which I mean the one solitary funny comment that you have made in your 100 (and two?) post tenure ) has been invaluable to the phenomenal success of the Jammie Dodger Bored Board.  We couldn't have done it without you.  At all.  You are the foundation, nay the cornerstone of our group.  May you continue to leave us in abject awe of your fabulousnessness for many posts to come!



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JonnyStead


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Ya see! now thats more like it - Bring on the Billy Goat!

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ddvmor


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Ahhh.  You've cottoned on quickly!  When we did Mitch, he didn't realise it was going to be a male goat!  Poor lad.  Never been quite the same since...

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Mitchell


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(flood of bad memories)


 



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Susan


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quote:
Mitch's signature:
"Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a mistake when you make it again. (flood of bad memories)  "
  Don't do it again Mitch, I beg you!

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Susan


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Hey Stead -

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sha76jam


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Hey Stead, we're equal (well, until I posted this).  We're great we are!

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Mitchell


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Susan, in this instance, my signature doesn't apply to me... I won't be making that mistake again.  Thanks for the support tho!

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VicM


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Adultery eh Stead???!!!



Don't retire yet - you're far too young - you'd be bored - you'd have to come back!!!



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ddvmor


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If you retired we'd have to have a Stead vigil.  And since by definition you wouldn't be coming back, we'd be envigiling indefinetly.  Please don't inflict that on us!!!

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JonnyStead


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The adulation received was more than enough to convince me to stay on so thank you all - sha76 we are indeed great -


Does everyone like my new avatar? Its a Tama Granstar you know!




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ddvmor


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No it's not.  It's a drum kit.  You can't fool us, Stead.  We ain't stoopid!

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JonnyStead


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Ure soooo clever DD I knew I couldnt fool ya....

Tis a Tama Granstar Drum kit - lots and lots of £'s though - too much for little old stead.....



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Mitchell


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So why do you have a picture of it, if it's way too much, your only punishing yourself everytime you see it

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Susan


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A JDBB'er can dream...

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VicM


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I like your drum kit picture - I think it's good to keep a picture of what you're aiming for!  It keeps you going - see, there is a reason for hard work!!


Every year Darren buys me a Proms guide.  Every year I look through it and pick all the concerts I really really really want to go to.  Every year I work out the cost of the train/coach to London & an overnight stay in a hotel + the tickets.  Every year I realise I still can't afford it.  I get depressed for a few days, then I write all the concerts that'll be on TV in my diary and I watch them at home with the sound up loud!!


This year there's 2 concerts one on Friday 16th July, the other on Sat 17th July.  When the moolah spend required got to £250 (without food or tube tickets), I realised we could go on holiday for a week for that amount - we're not going on holiday this year because we can't afford it and therefore, we can't afford to go to the Proms.  Bum. 


Maybe next year......



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Susan


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Another very worthy dream.  Permission to "Dream On" Vic.

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VicM


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Thank you!!

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Susan


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Hmmmm. Are you aiming for 400 this evening?

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VicM


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Maybe

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VicM


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YES - 400!!!  Woo Hoo and Woo Hoo again!!


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Susan


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Nicely done Mistress Morrissey.

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JonnyStead


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quote:
Originally posted by:
"So why do you have a picture of it, if it's way too much, your only punishing yourself everytime you see it "

Cause I wants it my precious -


it will be mine... oh yes.... it will be mine!


Nicely done on the 400 vic!



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Susan


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You wants it so bad, that precious?



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ddvmor


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It'sssss sssshiny.  Oh, yessss my precioussss...  Sssssooooo ssshiny!

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Susan


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Ssssuch ssssweet ssssweet musssssic.

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ddvmor


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Bang bang bang bangy bang.

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