The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'd like to see Vegas again...Seems like every time I go, it's with somebody who eventually wants to put a knife in my back...Maybe I can get lucky one last time......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
I shall try & avoid dentures, Las Vegas AND pawn shops, just to be on the safe side. Saying that, I ended up making my first ever trip to a Cash Converters yesterday (reallly, nowhere else buys DVDs) - whoa that place is scary. Much overpriced crap, which you can buy on credit! They may as well put a sign on the door "We welcome stupid poor people".
*Please note, I am not implying all poor people are stupid, just the ones that shop in Cash Converters.
...Ben
...Ben
