The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Warnings about frightening pantomimes and "terrifying" Santas have been taken down from an official website for teachers.
The website had warned that children might be upset by some traditional aspects of Christmas entertainment.
Many children dislike the dark or crowded rooms, so be sensitive to this if you are planning some atmospheric lighting.
"For very young children, Father Christmas can be terrifying, and if you are planning a visit from Santa, you'll need to make sure that fearful children are near an exit.
"Trips to the pantomime can cause alarm, so the same planning applies," said the Teachernet advice.
This cautious approach to Christmas was condemned by Margaret Morrissey of the National Confederation of Parent Teacher Associations, who warned that it could deprive children of their enjoyment.
Yay. PCness is great, innit? At least Margaret's talking some sense for a change. Any kiddie that is scared by Father Christmas is probably a big girl's blouse and should be told in no uncertain terms to stop being a little brat.
As an aside, It amuses me greatly that my mother is also called Margaret Morrissey and is, indeed, alaso a teacher.
I notice we have a much greater tolerance for sex on telly than Americans... but less for violence and horror. Dunno what point that proves. Just sayin, is all...
Maybe we just want the same from telly as life. I mean, which would you most like to occur in your day? Sex, violence or horror? Ah, maybe the theory holds true for America too, you are 'blessed' with a lot of hard rights over there...