The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It is with regret that I inform you all of the passing of my dear friend 'Bob' the hamster who has been with me for the last 21 months. Granted the last 6 months or so he has been mostly asleep but he was a splendid chap - and a lot less bitey than most hamsters. He will be missed.
Rock! Bob
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Now can you explain to me why I had a message on Wikipedia telling me off for spamming articles, when I've never constributed in my life. I don't even have an account with 'em. Something to do with my IP address...