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Mitchell


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Raise your hand if you think that the news are making a big thing about this new virus!!! I mean, all it does is shut down your PC, and it is easy to block, or get rid of!!  This is a typical thing when something threatens computers, the news people blow it all out of proportion.  At least I think so anyway

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Susan


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Try telling that to work where there's been no e-mail at all this week yet!

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Well, our E-Mail system is always going wrong so we're already used to not getting emails all the time (crappy bloody IT Dept in Leicester!!!)... would you believe, we don't even have our own server!!! crazy or what!!! we use a stupid virtual server over VPN to one of the programs we use all the time (not me thankfully) and it is slow as hell, for example, if your typing something in, the screen is at least 10 characters behind you.... sorry am I going on a bit here? second day back to work, and I'm a little stressed.  I appologise

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That's ok Mitch, you can stress out on me 


I hate it when IT goes wrong to. Not sure if I would be able to cope with slow characters. It's like a TV transmission when the sound is out of sync with the pictures.  That really bugs me!



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Thanks Susan, I feel much better for that


 


And about the TV thing, that really bugs me too!



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Oh, Mitch, I feel I've found a soulmate!

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Hey, we're like Dawson and Joey in Dawsons Creek

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I don't know whether that's a good or bad thing. 
How about Stan & Oliver?

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Yeah, they had some rough patches didn't they


 


Ok, Stan and Oliver it is



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OK. Agreed.
Now to figure out who is who.  I have a preference for Stanley cos then I can wiggle a tie around and pout a lot. And you could be Ollie.  I know he gets hit with the ladder and everything, but he is very good at saying "yeouch".


Whadja think?



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Can you do the flame from your thumb thingy as well , I don't mind being oli.  don't forget the hitting my hand with the hammer!  Hey, did you watch the one where they jumped in the car, drove off, and cut the car in half when they drove over the circular saw



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   And the piano one!!!!



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I could watch them all day

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And I hate it when I post a response and it doesn't show.  Aaaaaaargh!

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Definately with you on that one!!  In fact, I hate it when I first go to type a respose, then the font changes and my text dissappears! Arrrgghh

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Sweetheart, you need to wait for all the items to download before you type.


Take a little more time, relax, enjoy it.



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Ok Hun, I will kick back and relax a little

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Coooel, babe.

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Man I'm chilled out already cuwel

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Now let the waves of dispair and frustration and anger and disappointment wash over you.


Don't you feel better?



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quote:
Originally posted by: Suey 
How about Stan & Oliver? "

Dad?


I'm at the airport and must board a flight now. Until I touch ground then.



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Hah! Stan Oliver.  he he!  Musta had the p*ss taken something chronic every day of his life!


Have a safe trip, Dude.



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I'd never put the two ends together until now
Someone's parents had a sense of humour.



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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?
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This bodes well - we even laugh in the same way at the same things

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I can't belive it... It's like we're reading from the same book n' everyfin' this is indeed a good sign

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I'm not so certain that he, or his old man did. Perhaps.


Ah 'cuz I'm off to Tucson an' at. Yesterday, 100 degrees.



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