The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Doesn't happen very often, but occasionally, our illustrious JD makes it into the pages (web pages!) of the media:
Cameron doubles women's presence in shadow cabinet to four By Cathy Newman, Chief Political Correspondent Published: December 9 2005 02:00 | Last updated: December 9 2005 02:00
David Cameron underscored his determination to lead a more modern Conservative party by appointing a record number of women to his shadow cabinet yesterday.
The Tory leader, who has promised to address the "scandalous" under-representation of women in the party, has put four women in his shadow cabinet - double the previous figure.
Theresa Villiers, an MP for just seven months, has been catapulted into the top team as shadow chief secretary to the Treasury. A eurosceptic, Ms Villiers made her name as a Tory MEP who campaigned to save Jammie Dodger biscuits from European Union rules. She also saw off a German proposal for dogs to have temperament tests.
Didja spot the JD mention? Didja?
Here's a pic of the lady herself:
Not a very flattering pose, I have to say. Can't find much detail on her battle to save the JD, but she deserves a Jammie Knighthood for her efforts, nontheless. Even if she is a Tory.
I was basing it on other pictures on the net - rather than the one above where she does look a bit basserds (that's f.r.e.n.c.h considering JDKs fliters)
-- Edited by JonnyStead at 13:34, 2005-12-17
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