The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Ok. I've just been told by the IT Nohelpdesk that our <EGGMAYONNAISECUCUMBERSANDWICHESBARBARASTRIESAND> e-mail server at work is being slow receiving external mail.
Really? I'd never have believed it!
By the way, Mitch, 2nd class post takes about 3 months around here. 1st Class is around 4. Bit of a sore point...