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Baaaaa.
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Nate's reaction to my avatar


Please consider this a public apology for any distress my new avatar has caused Mr O and Mitch and any others of you who have found it offensive or annoying.


As a penance, I invite you to select, from the entire internet, an avatar of your choice.  I will use the avatar with pride for at least 2 weeks (depends on if I like it or not, or how rude it is!!).


Once this period has ended I will go back to using a picture of Nemo (or I might choose something else NOT badger related).


Please post the urls - the winner gets a virtual jammie dodger.


I will ask Leah to judge the entries - closing date is 5pm BST Friday 7th May.  The winner will be notified as soon as I have managed to pin Leah down to an answer!



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Personally, I shall miss the badger.

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I shall miss him too. 


Still, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few....



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Least we can go visit him & his friends!

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Can we?  Where?  Oh, do tell!

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Who's Leah?

Okay, well, hmmm, wasn't quite expecting my reaction to be taken as seriously as it has been.

Naturally I had to react as such being the one guilty of providing the Avy.

But, to be honest, it doesn't chafe my soul as much as the cartoon.

Still, I'll have a look tomorrow from Tucson. I'm off to visit my parents on the far end of the country. You'll be pleased to note that I can still get in some quality JDBB.

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I think Vic should use a picture of herself as an avatar.


Or Kylie's bum.  That would be good too!



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Any more suggestions?


 



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How about Kylies bum?  I can do it for you if you like!

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quote:

Originally posted by:

"How about Kylies bum?  I can do it for you if you like!"

I'll second this.

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Nyuk nyuk nyuk...



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Trust you to find something like this...are you sure it's wise to post this...you do know Vic can see this thread don't you!!

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I'm simply trying to encourage an avatar that everyone can live with.  I think both you and Nate will agree that the picture in question is less offensive than the bouncing badger.

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Oh yeah.  And I wanted to post a picture of Kylies *rse.

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cus it's lovely!

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I think Vic is much nicer than Kylie's bum......


But it would do!



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Well obviously by preference, I would rather Vic posted a picture of her own bum.  But I feel it's unlikely that I would be able to persuade her.

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You're the king, can't you just decree that Vic change her avatar, pass a law or somefin



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That's a very good point, Mitch.  i shall try it.

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quote:

Originally posted by: The King

"Well obviously by preference, I would rather Vic posted a picture of her own bum."

You could do it. If you've not got it any more I'm sur I could find that photo you took of her laying on the floor playing Nintendo!!!

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I HEREBY DECREE THAT VIC WILL USE A PICTURE OF KYLIES ARSE OR HER OWN ARSE AS HER AVATAR.

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Nope.  Didn't work.


Bugger.



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What's the punishment for defying the king?

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As posted by the Mistress Morrissey herself only a day or two ago: You could never have been bad enough to deserve Darren's discipline.  I've seen him dealing it out on the cats when they make a mess - he picks them up by the scruff of the neck and puts them in their bedroom and shuts them in for an hour!!  I'm glad we don't have children!!




I think she knows what she's in for.  That's why she didn't comply.

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Darren, are you sure that's Kylie's bum?  Seems an awful lot of cellulite for such a famous arse!

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Where?

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All over the back of the thighs (it may be the lighting, but thinking it's cellulite makes me feel better)



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Yeah.  See what you mean.  I just googled for 'Kylie Arse' and that's what came up!


Oh well.  Vic's arse it is, then.



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