The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
What with it coming up to christmas, the house is full of biscuit selections given as gifts. Last night the good lady and I opened a pack of Fox's Family Favourites. Well once I'd eaten the two triple bars that were in that layer there was bugger all else to eat unless you wanted something with an incredibly sickly butter cream filling or butter taste. However, I though salvation had come when I spotted a jammie dodger shape in the corner. I was just about to savour said biscuit when I noticed that even this had a buttercream filling and the jam in the middle was almost an apology. The biscuits are to be sent back to the grandmother that gave them.
Bleddy imposter biscuits.....
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