The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Hmm. Not sure I can match your stellar synpsising abailities there. I'll give it a go, though:
Damo changed his name to Batman and is currently hiding from the Internet Police (hence the vigil). Not before he, Nate and Jackie took starring roles in the triumphant Origin of Love music video, though.
Stead had a headache, which sucked. Many other things also suck. We also don't like some other things - on a positive note, however, we do like some stuff!
Joe the Shark joined us from a comic shop, but then it promtly closed down, which was nice.
Yeah see I actually started this post 5 days ago....
Actually I've just been busy as hell with work. All of a sudden my clients decided I'm the only one who can get their work done on time and slammed me with about a million orders. Thursday I ended up working from 7am until 2am. And then yesterday I had my work christmas party It's really kind of crap when I go to these parties because I don't know anyone that works for the company except the owners. I actually had a nice time chatting with one owner's girlfriend... I've known her for almost 2 years now and to tell the truth, I still don't know why she stays with him. I think she's just a glutton for punishment.
But that's just a theory.
Anywho... no new tats yet.. I still have the drawing for the one I'm getting next, but since it's gonna cost me a few grand, I think I'm gonna save it for after I buy a house. ( June please! Please June! )